absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
