How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
