so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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