i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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