question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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