My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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