she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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