Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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