My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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