he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
