and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we're making bets on your personal life
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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