she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Randomize
