Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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