How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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