dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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