And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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