I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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