Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
This is my gift to your gina
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
and you fell through a lawn chair
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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