I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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