I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
