Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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