so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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