you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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