My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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