i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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