The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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