Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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