The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Terrible idea I love it
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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