Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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