So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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