If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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