My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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