Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
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