i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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