I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Watching her eat just hurts me
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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