you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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