you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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