Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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