so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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