I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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