i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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