You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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