Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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