billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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