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(480): View more from Arizona

my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention

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(773): View more from Illinois

Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well

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(810): View more from Michigan

Shitshow foam night was such a success

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(438): View more from Quebec

Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again

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(310): View more from California

I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020

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