I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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