How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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