So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
