neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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