Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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